Tomorrow, former FBI Director James Comey will be testifying before the Senate Intelligence Committee. Today, he released the text of his opening remarks. This generated some very funny tweets. Here are just a few…
The Cloud, the Hookers and the Grandfather Clock is my favorite C.S. Lewis novel. https://t.co/Grsb7BeWKt
— Jason Lynch (@jasonlynch) June 7, 2017
All right, this part of the testimony is a little weird. pic.twitter.com/r5Ys7id5E1
— Jessie (@NicCageMatch) June 7, 2017
My rule for gracious living: do not bring up hookers in a conversation with the FBI director unless he asks first.
— Charles P. Pierce (@CharlesPPierce) June 7, 2017
In case I need to remind you of the general rule here, if you successfully combine sports and politics, you automatically earn tweet of the day
Hell if Comey wanted to be 6'8" and invisible he should have just joined the damn Knicks.
— Zandardians Vol. 2 (@ZandarVTS) May 19, 2017
(If that tweet doesn’t strike you as hilarious, you might need to read Benjamin Wittes recounting what James Comey told him about meeting(s) with President Trump. This was also reported in the New York Times. Oh, and the Knicks suck. Sigh.)
Today, Michael Schmidt of the New York Times published a bombshell of an article about how President Trump asked James Comey to end the investigation into Michael Flynn. In chronological order, here are some relevant tweets, both funny and serious:
Imagine hitting 548 homers, making 11 All-Star teams, winning two MVPs and going down in history as the OTHER Mike Schmidt.
— Andy McCullough (@McCulloughTimes) May 16, 2017
If Trump follows the Watergate script any more precisely, the Nixon library will be able to sue him for plagiarism.
— Kevin M. Kruse (@KevinMKruse) May 16, 2017
alright, now it's over. pic.twitter.com/pL4GGNANXd
— sean. (@SeanMcElwee) May 16, 2017
— pourmecoffee (@pourmecoffee) May 16, 2017
If Comey giveth thou the presidency, Comey may taketh it away.
— jelani cobb (@jelani9) May 16, 2017
the republic is truly in crisis pic.twitter.com/SVSVNe1tcL
— ಠ_ಠ (@MikeIsaac) May 16, 2017
What a day…